Dick of the year: Fabrice Tourre
This is a nomination for the Bright Green #dick2010 award, from Murray Worthy Fabrice Tourre, Goldman Sachs – dick of the decade Fabrice Tourre (self nicknamed “The Fabulous Fab”) is not only the dick of 2010 he is the dick of the decade. For those of you unfamiliar with the ‘Fabulous’ Fab he is an [...]
Dick of the year: The Pope
This is a nomination for the Bright Green #dick2010 award from Simon Tyszko Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger aka “The Pope. Fancy dressing head of a fabulously wealthy and secretive international death cult” This suspect has well documented responsibility for millions of deaths through dictatorial interpretation of ancient fables though restrictions on use of life saving medial [...]
Dick of the year: Angela Merkel
This is a nomination for the Bright Green #dick2010 award, from Paris Gourtsoyannis I confess that I have a soft spot for Angela Merkel. She reminds me a lot of Madeleine Albright: an irrepressible, grandmotherly figure willing to mix it up in male-dominated world of statecraft, with a fantastic back-story to boot. Nonetheless, Merkel wins [...]
Dick of the year: Frank Field
This is a nomination for Bright Green’s #dick2010 award from Lisa Ansell. You can read her in The Guardian too. Frank Field, Labour MP, Government adviser, general dick about town Dick of the year? Who to choose? Oh yes. Frank Field. When the coalition took power us poor feckless poor were turned over to the [...]
Dick of the year: Silvio Berlusconi
This is a nomination for the Bright Green #dick2010 award from Adrian Windish Silvio Berlusconi, Media Mogul, sleaze (and Italian President) My nomination for dick of the year: Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi. He controls most of Italys media, and he abuses his power. His behavior has reminded people of Roman emperors. Berlusconi’s wife divorced [...]
Dick of the Year: Mark Lynas
This is a nomination for Bright Green Dick of the Year by Mark Ruskell. Voting will open tomorrow. Mark Lynas, author, journalist and environmental activist. What on earth was Mark Lynas thinking about when he took the star turn on Ch4′s evening of ignorance- ‘What the Green Movement Got Wrong’ earlier this year? Dispatching his [...]
Dick of the Year: Michael Gove
This is a nomination for Bright Green Dick of the Year by Carl Packman. Voting will open tomorrow. Michael Gove, Secretary of State for Education. Last year when the Tories were the privileged opposition, blaming the incumbent Labour government for everything but Noah’s Flood, Michael Gove – then Shadow Children, Schools and Families Secretary – [...]
Dick of the Year: Bertie Ahern
This is a nomination for Bright Green Dick of the Year by Peter Geoghegan. Voting will open tomorrow. Bertie Ahern, former Irish Taoiseach. Got $50,000 to spare and fancy a laugh? Well why not hire former Irish Taoiseach – and my nomination for Dick of the Year – Bertie Ahern to deliver the motivational talk [...]
Dick of the year: everyone who voted Lib Dem
This is a nomination for Dick of the year from Kevin Smith The 23% that voted Liberal Democrat at the General Election. You should have seen the writing on the wall. At local level, it is clear that Lib Dems have always said anything to win votes whether or not they could deliver. In fact, [...]
Dick of the year: Kay Burley
This is a nomination for the Bright Green #dick2010 award from Rowan Davies ‘What are you protesting for? You might as well go home and watch it on Sky News.’ If you can watch this clip without shrieking wordlessly into the void, your therapist is better than mine. It’s not just that Burley is a pitifully [...]
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