Prison Blogs

The kids are all riot

Posted on September 1, 2011 by | No Comments

Jonnie Marbles wrote this from prison, where he was serving time for throwing a cream pie at Rupert Murdoch. See his previous prison blogs here. “Morning Splinter” I say as my giant of a cellmate rose from his bunk “there’s been trouble in your manor.” I’ve got the lingo down now, you see. I flip the [...]

Day 6 – Prisonomics

Posted on August 29, 2011 by | No Comments

Jonnie Marbles wrote this from prison, where he was serving time for throwing a cream pie at Rupert Murdoch. See his previous prison blogs here. Here, as far as I can gather, is how the prison economy works. Every Sunday (today) our captors furnish us with a “canteen sheet”. This is a double sided A4 list [...]

Jonnie Marbles Prison Blog – Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Wandsworth

Posted on August 24, 2011 by | 1 Comment

Jonnie Marbles wrote this from prison, where he was serving time for throwing a cream pie at Rupert Murdoch. See his previous prison blogs here. I’m worried I’m going to end up writing 14 stories where nothing happens. It’s sobering to think that The Shawshank Redemption chronicled 20 years in sing-sing and still only found [...]

Jonnie Marbles Prison Blog – Don’t Fear The Jailer

Posted on August 19, 2011 by | 2 Comments

Jonnie Marbles wrote this from prison, where he was serving time for throwing a cream pie at Rupert Murdoch. See his previous prison blogs here. Every day feels like a week in prison, but today was the first where seven days actually got knocked off my sentence. It nearly didn’t happen. I was woken at [...]

Jonnie Marbles prison blog: 47 hours in a locked room

Posted on August 17, 2011 by | 3 Comments

Jonnie Marbles wrote this from prison, where he was serving time for throwing a cream pie at Rupert Murdoch. See his previous prison blogs here. I’m tired and I need a pillow. Yesterday my captors moved me upstairs to a cell with a spotlessly pillow-free bunk for me to sleep on. Despite Splinter’s spirited efforts [...]

Jonnie Marbles – the Prison Blogs

Posted on August 17, 2011 by | 5 Comments

At the start of August, activist Jonnie Marbles was sentenced to six weeks for throwing a shaving foam pie at Rupert Murdoch. He has agreed to let Bright Green re-post his blogs from prison. Below, we have the first two posts. These first appeared on his blog, anarchish. Day 1 – going down by Jonnie [...]